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Has a lifetime of MTV agitprop reduced your attention span to that of a house cat? Has it left you unable to distinguish between comedy and tragedy?
Then look no further, because Future Schlock Volume 1 wants to be your digital freak show of choice! Bask in the warm, comforting glow of crap superstars Geraldo Rivera, Satan, bird flu, white people krumping, dogs with guns, faith healing trade secrets, Christian anti-drug propaganda, Spider-Man, Evil Spider-Man, public access masterworks, global horror insanity, midget entrepreneurs on Segways, and much more…with your host, R. Kelly!
You’ll laugh ’til your brains pour out of your ears!
WARNING: Portions of Future Schlock may cause epileptic seizures in susceptible individuals. Seriously.
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Turn up your TV and run for cover, because Future Schlock is back and OUT FOR VENGEANCE! Volume 2 is ready to flatten you with a veritable tornado of trash from around the globe!
Thrill to a giant duck lamenting the futility of existence! Gasp in horror at the most masochistic musical numbers you’ve ever had the displeasure of hearing! Witness the first ever interspecies hot dog eating contest! Future Schlock Volume 2’s illustrious cast features Michael Bolton, teenage vampires, MySpace superheroes, Pakistani action squads, Fox News’ finest, ex-junkie troll dolls, and some very, very bad vibes.
When you want the worst, accept only the best!
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